Tumblr Fangirl Language Masterpost

ASDFGHJKL: fangirling so much.
I CAAANNTTT: cant handle the feels
FEEEEEELS: has a lot of... emotions
HELLP MEE: experiencing a LOT of feels.
GO AWAY I HATE YOU: i love you so much
dat ass: dat ass
*pterodactyl screech*: screeching most likely a result of fangirling
*dying whale noise*: noise of a dying whale.... noise of the teenage blogger, most likely a result of fangirling, must i say more?
CREEEYYYSSS: creys=cry, lots of crying