i can’t tell which is worse
Fab!Sasuke: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Normal!Sasuke: Well, we’re both the same pers—-
Fab!Sasuke: Wrong! I’m you but with style. And I get laid mister “I-need-urgently-a-shag-but-I’m-too-stubborn-to-admit-it”. Slow down bitch, slow down.
Normal!Sasuke: Have I ever asked your—
Fab!Sasuke: No, but you don’t need to. You think vengeance is everything, no? But you’re not one of The Avengers, you need a nice piece of ass for it and we both know we don’t. Vengeance isn’t everything.
Normal!Sasuke: Vengeance makes you crazy.
Fab!Sasuke: I think you’re 17 and you’re an idiot. You don’t know a thing about life. You’re still using granny’s sandals.
Normal!Sasuke: ….
Fab!Sasuke: He’s a stupid bitch!
oh god… this is too much HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!